Sad! Cooper the Campus Cat Has Endorsed Donald Trump

This kitty supports Presudent Donald Trump! I support Cooper in return! Keep your furry little head up, little guy! It’s too bad the people making you talk don’t know what they’re talking about.

The Fourth Crown

SAINT PETER, MN — On what has become one of the worst days in political history, Cooper the campus cat has officially endorsed Donald Trump. Cooper has typically supported Democratic nominees in the past and has a great empathy for human and non-human refugees, but Trump’s vague fiscally conservative platform has won the feline over.

“Mew Meow prrrr mew mew mew prrr,” said the friendly currently conservative cat when asked about why he was voting for Mr. Trump.

Cooper now joins the plethora of other minor celebrities who have chosen Trump as their candidate of choice – a list that includes Shaq and Chachi. He also joins Ken Bone as a star of the 2016 election who turned the public against them.

“I loved Ken Bone and I loved Cooper, but this election has ripped both of them away from me,” said staunch liberal sophomore Tiffany Harris. “All this election…

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